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Sunday, May 9, 2010

An Excerpt from the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, by Mark Haddon

 ...which one would think should have more capitalization, but it doesn't.  Also, I haven't worked out how to italicize in title bars yet.

     I watched the sky as we drove toward the town center.  It was a clear night and you could see the Milky Way.
     Some people think the Milky Way is a long line of stars, but it isn't.  Our galaxy is a huge disk of stars millions of light-years across, and the solar system is somewhere near the outside edge of the disk.
      When you look in direction A, at 90ยบ to the disk, you don't see many stars.  But when you look in direction B, you see lots more stars because you are looking into the main body of the galaxy, and because the galaxy is a disk you see a stripe of stars.  

[Insert diagram I attempted to replicate via Adobe Illustrator, then failed to upload and gave up.  Blasted technology--you've thwarted me again!  *shakes fist*]

     And then I thought about how for a long time scientists were puzzled by the fact that the sky is dark at night, even though there are billions of stars in the universe and there must be stars in every direction you look, so that the sky should be full of starlight because there is very little in the way to stop the light from reaching earth.
     Then they worked out that the universe was expanding, that the stars were all rushing away from one another after the Big Bang, and the further the stars were away from us the faster they were moving, some of them nearly as fast as the speed of light, which was why their light never reached us.
      I like this fact.  It is something you can work out in your own mind just by looking at the sky above your head at night and thinking without having to ask anyone.
     And when the universe has finished exploding, all the stars will slow down, like a ball that has been thrown into the air, and they will come to a halt and they will all begin to fall toward the center of the universe again.  And then there will be nothing to stop us  from seeing all the stars in the world because they will all be moving toward us, gradually faster and faster, and we will know that the world is going to end soon because when we look up into the sky at night there will be no darkness, just the blazing light of billions and billions of stars, all falling.  
     Except that no one will see this because there will be no people left on earth to see it.  They will probably have become extinct by then.  And even if there are people still in existence, they will not see it because the light will be so bright and hot that everyone will be burned to death, even if they live in tunnels.

That made me think a lot, which I like in a novel.  We've all feared the end of the world at some point.  I have a shirt that whimsically portrays a myriad of ways we may see the apocalypse, and people who take the time to read each of the little boxes will laugh, but deep down, there's something sinister. 

But more likely than not, the world won't end in 2012 because of any Mayan calendar.  The world will end the way it began.  And you may of course feel free to register your thoughts on the subject, but I see the beginning of the world as a God-spurred Big Bang.  Thusly, I see the end of the world as a God-spurred... Big Vortex.  And just as there were no humans in the beginning, there will be none in the end.  And I suppose if we're determined to be concerned about something, we can worry about why that will transpire, but I say hakuna matata.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Consistency Conschmistency

I know I said I'd be covering Astronomy in Harry Potter for a while, but I was feeling uninspired.

Instead, I'm going to venture into the realm of Astrology.  Personally, I think it's mostly a bunch of hokum.  It reminds me of Divination in Harry Potter, actually (hey, hey--I did it--Harry Potter and Astronomy).  The horoscopes more often than not predict common occurrences that will probably happen to everyone every day, and they describe those with certain "astronomical signs" with very basic, general characteristics that are also relatively universal.

But it's still kind of fun to look at them.

As a Virgo, this is my forecast for the day:
You may have a hard time keeping up with the flow of activity today — but not because you’re disorganized! It’s just a bit much, though by the end of the day, you should have a better sense of what’s important.

Eh.  I am disorganized, actually, and I will probably have a better sense of something by the time I hit the sack, yes.  (By the way, if you're interested, I found the horoscope here.)

My thoughts headed this direction, though, because I caught a glimpse of our Daily Moon Phase on the right sidebar, and the full moon is creeping up on us again.  I checked the moon calendar, and it's this coming Thursday, in fact.  And weird things happen on the full moon.  More babies are born on that day of the month than on any other, usually--myself included.  This is said to have something to do with the tide and the gravitational pull and whatnot.  I dunno about that because... I was a C-section kid.  But some people also believe that people born on the full moon tend to be more free-spirited, and I like to think that about myself as well.  Was anybody else out there born under the full moon?  What do you make of all this?

*Virgo constellation

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Good News and Bad News

The bad news is this: John Green interpreted the theme to be "mind-blowing things" instead of astronomy, so there'll be no more astronomy-themed video blogs from them this week....  But if you like covert birthday planning, go ahead and check it out anyway; Hank's turning thirty.

The good news is that Hubble would be an adorable name for a goldfish.

But also, I've found a couple of other old astronomy books, and I think I'll blog about Harry Potter-related constellations... because I love Harry Potter.  And there are a lot of them.

So, for today, Sirius is part of the dog-star constellation.  The brightest star in the night sky, Sirius is part of Canis Major.  This star was on the tongue of the dog, and Sirius itself wasn't particularly significant to the ancient Greeks, but its rising is connected with "the scorching heat of midsummer" (Condos)*.  And of course, Sirius Black was Harry Potter's godfather in the Harry Potter series.  Worthy of note is that his animagus form was actually, like Canis Major, a dog.

*Star Myths of the Greeks and Romans: A Sourcebook by Theony Condos
Yeah.... I don't really see it either.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Potential Astronomy Club T-Shirt Designs

We Come In Peace: with one of those adorable Toy Story three-eyed aliens
Make a Wish: with a shooting star
Shoot for the Moon: with a cool crescent moon and something dangling there or something like that
Starry Night: with some version of the Van Gogh painting on it
Out of this World: with Earth and somebody on top of it?
To Infinity and Beyond!: with Buzz Lightyear
Traversing the Galaxy on Intergalactic Travels to Mars: with an A Very Potter Musical Draco Malfoy animation
Take Us To Your Leader: with an alien of some sort, maybe Toy Story
Star-Crossed Wanderers: with Simba and Nala from Lion King

Or if you have a better idea, leave it below in the comments! =D

Monday, April 19, 2010

Total Mind-Blowing!

The Vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green, are my favorite people in the whole YouTube.  Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, they come out with delightfully insightful and witty under-four-minute videos, sometimes in song form, and sometimes in cute baby form.  As it happens, the theme of this week seems to be--you guessed it--astronomy!  I... am stoked about it.  You know that I am stoked from my use of the word "stoked," which I believe normally ought to refer only to the verb involving fire.  Today's video covers the hugeness that is the universe and the galaxies of which it is composed, as well as the role of the Hubble telescope.  View it here, and let me know if you manage to glean anything from it that I've missed, which is probably plenty.

Remember the time I complained about the Pluto thing, and how it came outta nowhere?

I'm reading a book now.  Well, "reading."  I'm on page two, currently.  But it's called The Pluto Files: The Rise and Fall of America's Favorite Planet, by Neil DeGrasse Tyson.  Before the whole deplanetization thing, I have to confess that I was pretty partial to Jupiter--it's just so giant and orange!--but now, I am rather severely attached to the little dwarf planet.  (I'm not poking fun; that's really what it's called these days.)  And after some skimming, I am convinced that it'll provide an entertaining reading experience.  It mentions my favorite Jonathan Coulton song, I'm Your Moon (which you can hear by typing in "Jonathan Coulton" and scrolling around a bit in the music-player gadget at the bottom of this page), as well as several others, and it contains several letters from angry Pluto-lovers young and old, all of which, as far as I've seen, are adorable.

Okay, more on that later.  Until next time, shoot for the stars! =]